THE TOP TEN MUSTACHES ON TV
#10 GERALDO – I would pay money to see him run for something
#9 SGT. SLAUGHTER – in a close race over Hulk’s Fu Man Chu
#8 DICK VAN DYKE – Doing research I found this great story about the answering machine message they had to leave on the show “Diagnosis Murder” for some old woman. Take my advice and read it here.
#6 GORDON – You just know Big Bird had the hots for him
#5 EARL – TV’s newest star
#4 ANDY SIPOWICZ – How else do you explain how he got Charlotte Ross?
#2 BJ HUNNICUT – If Trapper could have grown one they wouldn’t have gotten rid of him.
and the number one mustache in TV history…..
#1 MAGNUM, P.I. - Probably the manliest mustache there ever was.
This list was borrowed from another of Hyperion's sites: RANK EVERYTHING